Why did I do this?
Because I just had a baby and I never did that before. I also never looked after a baby before.
I’m staying at home with the baby for awhile and I’m online all the time while feeding said baby and procrastinating cleaning the bathroom. So I have a lot to say about that and about the crap I read on the internet all day long. And I suspect a lot of my Facebook friends are ready to block me due to my constant stream of nonsensical, bored status updates. So here I am.